Pms

Weird. I haven't had legitimate pms in over 7 years. Now it is upon me again and I totally forgot how crazy it is.

Cramps... I feel like I'm in early labor constantly. No breaks. Just cramps.

Mood swings... Hahahahaha. I thought post-partum was bad.

Bloating... Why can't I suck in!? I just want to pretend I'm skinny and my body won't let me.

There's more, but I won't go there for the sake of the easily nauseated.

Is it weird I'm excited about menopause?

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